I'll show you

A criminal in Colorado went in to rob a corner store. After having the clerk empty the cash drawer, he told him to give him a bottle of scotch that was behind the counter. The clerk refused, telling the robber he didn't think he was over 21. After going back and forth with the clerk, he finally pulled out his driver's license and showed it to the clerk. After looking at it, he agreed he was over 21, and gave him the bottle of scotch.

Unfortunately for the robber, he didn't get a chance to drink much of the scotch. After he left the clerk called the police, and gave him his name and address, which he had gotten off the license. Of course, it didn't take the police to long to find him, and arrest him.

Update - what were they thinking

Yesterday I posted about the Fort Worth area teenager who was arrested for delivering drug laced cookies to several police departments. He didn't stay long in jail. It seems like the police jumped the gun - tests done on cookies taken to two of the departments were negative for drugs. I guess it was just a bad batch of cookies.

What is bothersome about this story is how the police apparently arrested this young man with no evidence. You would hope that if they were charging someone with lacing cookies with drugs, they would verify there were drugs. Maybe it was the fact that he  was doing community service that caused them to assume he was responsible.

While the standard for issuing an arrest warrant is low (probable cause instead of beyond a reasonable doubt), you would hope that a magistrate would want some hard evidence - that is supposed to be one of the "checks" in our justice system. Unfortunately, too often they simply accept the word of the police who request the warrant.

The end result is that this action could destroy this young man's future, at least in the short term. He was arrested, and charged with a serious offense. Not only was he arrested, the story was picked up by the Associated Press. So instead of only a few people knowing about, thousands did. He probably will be remembered for a long time as the kid who delivered drug laced cookies to the police - the general public has a way of forgetting that someone was cleared of charges.

In many cases, the criminal justice system works -  sometimes, though, it is too slow. No matter what the law says, the stigma of being arrested is something that doesn't go away. That is why the government should make sure they have the evidence before they brand someone as a criminal.

What was he thinking?

A Fort Worth area teenager was assigned to MADD (mothers against drunk driving) to complete community service  hours. Apparently he was given the job of  delivering cookies to local police departments. (after all, everyone likes cookies) He wasn't content to just deliver the cookies, and get his hours done. I guess he thought he would have a little fun - so he laced the cookies with drugs. Needless to say, that didn't go over well. It didn't take them long to figure out what was making them sick, and tracing it to our young genius.

I don't know what he was doing community service hours for, but now he has a second degree felony - tampering with a consumer product. I'm guessing if he ends up with community service on that case it won't involve anything having to do with food.

It sounded like a good idea

I really enjoy stories about stupid criminals - those who clearly are not cut out for a life of crime. I've represented a few (but I'm not going to talk about my cases) - sometimes they even get some sympathy from the court for being so inept. I decided to share those stories, and plan on making this a regular feature. So on to the first winner.

According to  the AP, two young men's attempt to escape from the Alton city jail was short lived. It seems they decided to escape by crawling through a vent. Unfortunately, the ceiling was not made to accommodate that type of weight. The first one went through the ceiling - falling into the police chief's office!!

I don't know whether they wrecked the jail or not, but they were transferred to the Hidalgo County jail. Probably a good thing, because I can only imagine what the other inmates would be saying.